the smoker's mind

• Me: (sipping on chai while waiting for colleague to pick me up)
• Man: (puffing on cigarette) They serve chai in there? (pointing to the devil: McDonald's)
• Me: (shaking head "no" and pointing across the street to the street chai vendor)
• Man: (puffing cigarette, inducing dark black lungs, inviting emphysema, increased risk of heart failure, candidate for lung failure and inhaling poison walks away but does not go get chai just because it's sold on the side of the street - mind you all tea in india is boiled fully so any chance of infections is very low and it's served in a clean plastic disposable cup)